I stole your mother's husband! Uh-huh!

I am trying to win the affection of my boyfriend's son but it's so difficult. He likes everybody but me. He likes my mother who feeds me cake. He likes my sister who can't go to the supermarket without earrings on. He likes his grandmother who feeds him soup. He likes everybody but me.

I feel like I'm Chris from "Everybody hates Chris."

I think he has it in his mind that I stole his father from his mother. I did not. They were divorced. It is my complete right to date his father and hope that some day in my fairytale fantasy that it will last and we will be happy forever, kids and all.

I want him to like me. I'll go cry in a corner now.